Nefarious (2023)

(This review is a love letter to The 5th Dimension and their take on a great song from the musical “Hair”)

The possessed killer (Sean Patrick Flanery) is on death row,

Just hours left till he will die,

He just needs to talk to an atheist shrink (Jordan Belfi),

To be sure he’s sane enough to fry.

Oh goodness me, how much disliked Nefarious,

Disliked Nefarious,

NEFARIOUS!

NEFARIOUS!

Inmate says the shrink will murder,

Three people  by the end of the day,

Though one had died before he got there,

Sorry if I seem to be unfair,

But that made no sense to me

Though the film adds more confusion for thee.

NEFARIOUS!

NEFARIOUS!

Why would a demon possessed man always twitch

More so than a computer glitch?

Does he have some mystic allergy?

Honestly, it’s all overacting to me.

Oh man, I really did not care for NEFARIOUS

Dreary NEFARIOUS

NEFARIOUS!

NEFARIOUS!

Aquar….uh, NEFARIOUS…

NEFARIOUS!

(Tempo change/Switch to “Let the Sunshine in”)

Propaganda!

Propaganda!

Shoves it down our throats!

Propaganda!

Propaganda!

Plunged down our throats!

Propaganda! (I liked the bit of theology)

Propaganda! (til it was ruined by the politics)

Plunged down our throats! (Political propaganda!)

Propaganda! (Future Christian movies take note!)

Propaganda! (It’s one thing to have a great message,)

Plunged down our throats! (It’s another to portray it interestingly)

Propaganda! (This film tries to be The Exorcist and Se7en)

Propaganda! (Just watch those movies instead)

Plunged down our throats! [(Insert High Pitched scream/squeal)]

Overall: