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2023 Halftime Report

Admittedly, I was not planning on doing a report of the first half of 2023, but obligation did kick in, so here we are.

It has always been no secret that the first half of a calendar year is not as strong as the second half, but that is not the fault of the films that are actually good.

With that in mind, here is a brief look back at what we have gotten so far this year…

Proof the Rom Com is still alive:

Streaming on Hulu, Rye Lane is a brisk 82 minute flick full of 21st century heart and laughs. I truly would not mind if this film lasted a little longer.

Proof that coming-of-age dramadies are still alive:

I never read the book, but I can only imagine this was a breath of fresh air to those who grew up adoring Judy Blume’s classic Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret. Abby Ryder Fortson is a true gem, and this is honestly the best I have seen Rachel McAdams in years.

Best based on a true story about a product:

A tie between Air and Blackberry, both equally enthralling films in their own right.

How to properly end a franchise (potentially):

Despite its run time and refusal to give us time to breath, John Wick: Chapter 4 did bring a fitting end to an action saga in the likes of which we have not seen before.

How to not end a franchise (potentially):

While not a horrible film, you don’t end this franchise with Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. You end it the way it always should have ended: with Indy and company riding off into the sunset after the last crusade.

Best Villain of the year so far:

As memorable as Jack Black was as Bowser in The Super Mario Bros. Movie, no villain has made a better lasting impact than that of Jonathan Majors’ Kang in Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania. Here is hoping all works out for him in his personal life that he can stay on the MCU roster.

Best Comic Book/Animated/Sequel/Action/Multiverse Film of the year so far:

Duh.

I mean, no offense to the other films that fit this description, but come on: ain’t no way it would not be Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse.

Worst Comic Book/Animated/Sequel/Action/Multiverse Film of the year so far:

I know what you are thinking: “Mark, The Flash was not animated!”

True, but it may as well have been, because that is how horrendous the CGI was.

Between this and Nefarious, I am struggling over which is the worst of the year so far.

Best of the Year so far:

While other films like How to Blow Up a Pipeline were spine tingling in its own way, nothing stole my breath like Past Lives. Believe the hype you have been hearing about the film: It is that good.

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4 1/2 Stars

Blackberry (2023)

It seemed I was always behind when it came to cellphones.

It wasn’t until the spring of my senior year of high school when my parents finally relented and got me one (after they realized I had to borrow my friends’ to call for a ride), albeit a hand me down.

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4 1/2 Stars

Air (2023)

From the ages of 9-13, my closet was flooded with shoes. 

I can’t recall why I had so many shoes as a kid (being a small kid mean having a small shoe size, so I assume they were cheap), but I am sure I had some form of Air Jordans (most likely a hand me down): I do distinctly remember the dunking MJ silhouette. Did I think they would make me a better basketball player? Perhaps (I was never good at the sport), but there was no denying the fact that it would increase my cool factor in the class room (especially since I grew up in the Chicago suburbs.)