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Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)

A decade after the rather refreshing return to the dino verse with Jurassic World, I’ve finally found the one high point that has occurred: The Lego Jurassic World Video game.

Like all the Lego games based off of IP, the humor is right in my wheel house. The best part by far is unlocking Lego Steven Spielberg and having him hit targets by throwing Oscars. That to me is bliss. On the other end of this spectrum is misery, which is reserved for every one of the sequels that has followed: Fallen Kingdom, Dominion, and, now, Rebirth.

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4 1/2 Stars

F1 (2025)

Since my review of Ford v Ferrari,my views and knowledge of motor racing as a sport have been so unchanged I almost started this review the same way as I did that film. Not sure what that says, but oh well.

Either way, there are not many films out there about the sport of motor racing (and while I’ve only seen two of the films in The Fast and the Furious franchise, I’m confident in saying those don’t count). Regardless, two years after he brought sensational effects with Top Gun: Maverick, director Joseph Kosinski brings that same bravado and care with F1.

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Number 17…

I can’t recall why I was asked to go to a certain YMCA week long camp back in 2003 (probably so my little brother was not alone, even though I hardly saw him the whole week), but the last night was indeed eventful. 

We had a canoe ride that was to be followed by a dance, in which a girl I developed a summer crush on said she would dance with me. The canoe ride when over by an hour or so (we got lost in the rain), but I got that last bit of time to dance with her (to Elvis Presley’s “Can’t help falling in love”, for that matter).

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28 Years Later (2025)

Whether it was at the age of 10 when I discovered the idea of zombies through the OG Resident Evil games (and later, the atrocious movies), my brief obsession with The Walking Dead (I stopped watching not long after Carl was killed off), or only recently catching up with the 28 days films, I have come to one solid conclusion: I would not last long in a zombie apocalypse. 

There are too many factors to consider, but the main reason is that without the meds I normally take, I’m a goner. Nevertheless, the idea of a zombie apocalypse has been lodged in our society’s psyche since the days of George A. Romero. Now, director Danny Boyle (along with Alex Garland as a script writer) have come back to the universe they created in 2002, with 28 Years Later, the third in the series (both were absent for 28 Weeks Later).

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Number 18…

In my mind, a foreign language film can go one or two ways.

Either the film can be so ingrained into a country’s culture that it would not work anywhere else, or the film can be so universal that it could be told virtually in any language or country. I personally try for the middle ground, where a movie shows characters that are relatable to any nationality or race, and no other live action foreign language film has impacted me in that way this century more so than 2011’s Iranian film, A Separation.

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3 1/2 Stars

Materialists (2025)

I won’t lie and pretend I know the history of online dating apps, but I am pretty sure that the last 15-20 years or so are when they began to explode in popularity (two of my brothers met their wives that way).

The thing is, I can not think of every coming across anyone in my life who used an in person match making service like the one shown in Materialists. Still, that is focus taken by writer/director Celine Song (who, I have learned, was once a match maker herself for a few months before becoming a film maker).

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Number 19…

As I grow older, I realize I have a need for afternoon naps.

Sadly, I would find this out during my times at the theater, making me miss out on key parts of certain films that are, for the most part, great movies (some examples include Mad Max: Fury Road, The Boy and the Heron, and, recently, Ballerina). So naturally, when I went to see Todd Fields’ TÁR, I was worried I would clock out for twenty minutes or so. That did not happen at all.

The film centers on Lydia Tár (Cate Blanchett), a world renown EGOT winning composer who was given more talent and drive as a person than any form of empathy or kindness (shout out to whoever originally thought she may be a relative of sorts to Terrence Fletcher from Whiplash). The story revolves around her rise in the music community with her eventual fall. 

I revisited this movie a little over a month ago for the first time since it’s release, and I still feel as though I am scratching the surface: the film contains a manifold of meanings. Director Todd Fields gives a look into a subject rather prevalent to our society the last few years (cancel culture) with a character you can still feel for despite how horrendous her actions are (remember the scene where she stands up to her daughter’s bully? You will never feel worse for a bully in a film.)

I’m not sure when it occurred to me, but I am rather confident in saying that Cate Blancett is probably my favorite living actress. While I have not seen all of her films, I have still yet to see her give a bad performance (thankfully, I missed out on Borderlands). I can’t think of any actress who can portray “steely resolve” better than she can. She even manages to have fun with roles ranging from Indiana Jones to the MCU. She never phones anything in. You truly can’t start talking about the best of all time without bringing her up.

I’m not entirely sure why the character is named TÁR (it is an anagram for “Art” as well as “Rat” spelled background), but I do have my own theory. Weeks ago, I was driving to work and sadly got a lot of tar sprayed on my car. Removing Tar from the surface of the car is not easy, just like watching TÁR is not easy to forget.

(As of this writing, TÁR is available on VOD).

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Number 20…

Very few directors in my life time have been as unique or eclectic as the Coen brothers.

There are still three or so films of theirs I admit I need to see, but one only needs to see a couple to realize their talent. Even their “lesser” films are still interesting to watch (with the probable exemption of 2004’s The Ladykillers). They even managed to make a remake of the classic True Grit in 2010, and managed to make it just as effective (some would argue it is even better). Yet for all they have under their artistic belt, no film stuck to me (or the Academy) more so than their Best Picture winner of 2007, No Country for Old Men.

Based off of the book by Cormac McCarthy, what the film taught me as a film goer was patience. The film is not afraid to take its time before Llewelyn (Josh Brolin) stumbles upon the stolen money, and finds himself being chased by Anton Chigurgh (Javier Bardem). The pieces left behind are being picked up by the local Sheriff Ed Tom Bell (the pitch perfectly cast Tommy Lee Jones).

The Coen’s don’t mind taking their time giving us little subtle moments that, these days, require the viewer to stay off of their phone. The cat and mouse scenes between the aforementioned characters are basically Hitchockian.

This was one of two movies in 2007 that was a resurgence for Josh Brolin (the other being American Gangster, where he also shoots a dog). He had been in movies going as far back as The Goonies, but 2007 was the year that brought him truly into the public eye (it was not long before he was cast/immortalized as Thanos in the MCU).

Yet even with the immaculate performances from Jones and Brolin (not to mention Woody Harrelson and Kelly Macdonald), as well as the cinematography by the legend that is Roger Deakins, there is simply no way anyone cannot ignore Javier Bardem. His Anton Chigurgh is proof that not all fictional characters that are clearly psychopaths don’t have to be portrayed over the top. His is so emotionless and silent, but never the less ruthless. Add in the fact that (spoiler) he escapes and you have my pick for the best villain of the century so far.

Like many, I felt at the time the ending of the film was a bit abrupt and awkward, but I have come to accept it as clearly the right one (this was the same year as that wonderful finale for The Sopranos that confused a lot of people, myself included). Yet the Coen’s always played by their own rules. When the Coen’s won Best Director for the film (one of four Oscars it won, along with Picture, Screenplay, and Supporting Actor for Bardem), Joel said it best when he thanked everyone for letting them continue to play in their corner of the sandbox.

(As of this writing, No Country for Old Men can be found on MGM plus on Amazon).

Friendo.

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1 1/2 Stars

Lilo & Stitch (2025)

While I never saw the full movie, I saw enough clips on YouTube to see why most people agree movie remakes don’t get as unnecessary (let alone bad) as 1998’s remake of the Hitchcock masterpiece Psycho

Apparently, when asked why he did the (nearly) shot for shot remake in the first place, director Gus Van Sant responded “So no one else had to.” This mindset is the only silver lining I can think of for Disney with their live action remakes, whether good or bad, and the remake of Lilo & Stitch falls in the latter category.

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3 Stars

Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning (2025)

Recently, the married couple of my church went on a (much deserved) sabbatical. I also learned that their three sons (who are amazing) are fans of sorts of the Mission Impossible movies.

Well, by the time they come back from their sabbatical, I may finally be able to explain the plot of Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning.